icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

1. Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
2. Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
3. Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
4. a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe 
5. Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2